I really like cowboy poetry. Pretty big fan of the likes of Waddie Mitchell for example:
Not to say the stuff I excrete is anywhere near this level.
I wanted to start collecting these things— many of which have ended up in stack comments or tweets. I usually end up concocting some kind of limerick, but sometimes bastardize well known things like:
In that I’ve maybe encoded a picture of the pandemic after ruminating on Dr JJC’s1 ideas. Actually a … guess stanza you’d call it? I couldn’t quite fit in right, or maybe didn’t include for fear of lawfare:
A call from a spook To one named Malone “Spin up the team!” “They’re about to get boned!”
The latest post here (well aside from this one) actually was me playing with songs like
Which is playing around with Damar as Jesus perhaps. I somehow saw this picture as a rolling the rock back from the cave moment in a pseudo covidian religion possibly
But then there’s the smaller bits, some of which have appeared in past posts:
I hear tell of this new vaccine With effects none short of obscene Right after your poke You might get a stroke Good news though, you'll poop Spike Protein!
Actually an earlier version had “poop graphine” but that’s of course zero, zip, nada.
You heard of this old doc Fauci? Pushes shots more than making arms ouch-y And brought the disease Those shots ‘sposed to ease With that deal yet why look so grouchy?
I actually at this point though see Fauci as mostly irrelevant, and a useful show patsy if we get that far.
I’ve attempted haiku:
素晴らしい ショットのおかげ ターボ癌
Which to translate and break the syllable count and word ordering goes:
Thanks to The beautiful shot Turbo cancer
Actually thats a recent revision from the original I think I replied to some tweet from the Japanese PM’s office (oddly with no reply, and even worse no Twitter ban):
素晴らしい ショットのおかげ コロナ病
First two lines translate the same as above actually, the last line now “Covid19”. Response to outbreaks in Japan reliably following each booster campaign.
That’s probably not cowboy poetry actually, so doesn’t quite meet the ideal. Lets get back on track:
There once was a man they called Tucker Who talks as he likes Kanuck Truckers But with limited hang, Seems he’s one of the gang! Taking prods from WEF Motherfuckers
This was posted on Sages stack, where discussion revolved around Tucker Carlson being controlled opposition.
Then when substack let Notes loose:
Substack made this thing thats not Twitter “Its NOT just the same” said they sounding bitter “We slapped on a ‘Notes’ sticker” “See that sidebar’s a bit thicker” No bird, this should be a new critter
Still not really sure what that is— possibly Twitter for stack authors. Some sort of after the restaurant closes, staff sits around the tables, spins down and pounds back a few sort of thing maybe.
After Tucker was ‘fired’ I sent this out to Notes:
There once was this man they called Tucker Fired from Fox, he says: “So long! Suckers!” Was he no longer in vogue? Or’s he a spook done gone rogue? Do the rest now bend over and pucker?
Guess what comes of that we have yet to find out…
Last thing I’ve got sorta reflects something I’ve been wondering in light of Dr JJC’s infectious clones model and some rumblings of the word ‘coronathrax’ I’ve seen from the likes of George Webb. I’m stuggling through a longer post on this, though honestly its not looking so good — well over my skis. Posted this one in a comment2 on Sage’s stack a few days ago:
After packets of powder were mailed With straight anthrax they miserably failed But an infectious clone Into lungs could be blown? Made after spores via vents inhaled?
“vents” I think I mean ventilators, but actually could be hospital ventilation systems maybe… I swear more abstracts should be limericks, you can encode so much in these..
But OK — upshot here is the production of infectious clones, which as I understand it are virus like particles brewed up by bacteria for the purpose of study (or as a mass produced bioweapon perhaps). I’m not a big fan of anthrax as a bioweapon, but what if a variant were rigged to produce an infectious clone coronavirus?
Seeded in New York in March 2020 maybe?
And with that we’ll leave this.
Whatever you do though, don’t ride back upstream after taking that drink…
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Tucker Carlson quite simply completed his six figure contract, and chose not to renew.
Hollywood notwithstanding.
This entire reset absurdity deserves a monty python production. Nothing else will quite suffice.
Sorry, Bobby, but we don't want to go to Camelot. It's a silly place.